Swampwater Debutante

I’m throwing this in here because I did want an entry up but as reader Melissa pointed out, my current situation isn’t allowing for blog entries of any significant depth. Therefore, I stole this from Kate.

Have you…

Shot a gun… No, don’t think so. Held one once, but never shot it.
Gone on a blind date… Eh, I think the closest I’ve gotten was the one I set up via OKCupid.
Skipped school… No. I am from a small town. Everyone knows my family. It would never have succeeded.
Been to Canada… No.
Been to Alaska… Yes! And I want to go back.
Been to Cuba…I am not really up to subterfuge and rafting, so no.
Been to Europe…No. Working on it. Next year, I hope.
Been to Las Vegas…Twice! Love that crazy town.
Been to Mexico…I drove past the border once.
Been to Florida…A few times.
Been to California…Flew over it once.
Been to Maine…No.
Been on a plane…Oh yes. Mercy me yes.
Been on a Cruise Ship… No, one day I might. I would like to.
Been on a one day Lake Cruise Ship…I was on a four hour wedding cruise on a lake once.
Served on a Jury…I have been summoned but haven’t served.
Been lost…Have you MET me?
Been on the opposite side of the country…I guess. I’ve lived in South Carolina and been to Alaska, and I’ve lived in Texas and lived in Wisconsin.
Gone to New York City…Not YET. I understand I have a standing booty call when I do.
Swam in the Ocean…Yes.
Cried yourself to sleep…Not as such. I always stop crying before I sleep.
Played Cops and Robbers…Yeah.
Played Cowboys and Indians…I think so.
Sang Karaoke…I ask again, have you MET me?
Paid for a meal with coins only…More than likely.
Made prank phone calls…Yes. Including the Prince Albert In A Can one.
Laughed until some beverage came out of your nose …I would imagine so.
Read the Bible completely through…Not all at once. But over time I think I have.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue…Yuppers.
Danced in the rain…Oh yes.
Written a letter to Santa Claus…Yep.
Been kissed under the mistletoe…No.
Watched the sunrise with someone…No.
Blown bubbles…Not LATELY…no wait I am lying. Yes.
Gone ice skating…Yes!
Gone skiing…HAHAHAAH NO.
Camped out under the stars…Yes. Nature is noisy.
Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away…Yes, I frequently lose my breath over hooping videos.
Are or have been married…No. Doesn’t seem to be in the cards for me.
Have children…No, also apparently not in the cards.
Have / had a pet…Callisto, Wilhelmina, and Trilby, psychotic felines all.
Been skinny dipping outdoors…No.
Been fishing…Yes. Boring.
Been boating…Frequently.
Been water skiing…HAHAHAHAHA NO.
Been hiking…Yes.
Been camping in a trailer/RV… No, I am dumb and tent camp. Yech.
Flown in a small 4-seater airplane…I have been in a two seater. It was freaky.
Flown in a glider…I sort of want to.
Been flying in a helicopter…No.
Been flying in a hot air balloon… No, but I want to really bad!
Been BUNGEE-jumping… No, no, a thousand times fuck you no.
Gone to a drive-in movie…I don’t think so. But I would like to.
Done something that should have killed you…Yes. You are supposed to turn off the engine starter for a propeller plane before you disconnect it from the wing. I should rightfully been electrocuted. I lucked way out.
Done something that you will regret for the rest of your life…I never regret, I only resent.
Been to Africa… Nope.
Ever ride an elephant…No. Stinky.
Ever eaten just cookies for dinner…uh, yeah. And?
Ever been on T.V…Probably. Yes. A telethon.
Ever steal any traffic signs… No. ROAD TRIP!
Ever been in a car accident…Well, I wasn’t IN it but my apartment was.
Had a nickname…Yeah. And I don’t answer to it without casting filthy looks.
Name Ever been in the local paper…Yes.
Ever been to Asia…Yes! I want to go back!
Ever been to Australia… No. One day.
Been sky-diving…Oh no. No no no.
Favorite drink: Non-alcoholic…Sweet iced tea.
Tattoos… One, on my left ankle.
Do you drive a 4-door vehicle… Yes.
Favorite number…5.
Favorite holiday…Christmas.
Favorite dessert…Brussels cookies.