Gentlereaders, I now come before you…
Well no, but they’re pajama pants, and this is how I live now. Sorry, laundry is one of those things that fall by the wayside when you have a book coming out in two weeks. Along with eating anything that wasn’t prepared in a microwave, or bothering with your hair, or taking the large bag of empty La Croix cans to be recycled.
Plus side is, I might actually be ready for any incoming apocalypse, as long as the currency following the downfall of the republic is aluminum cans.
“Oh,” you say, latching on to one fact out of several more interesting ones, “you have a book coming out. That’s why you’re here.”
Well, yes, gentlereaders. I am sorry that I am absolutely wretched at this entire blog thing nowadays. Life has been, oh, interesting. I work from home now, full time, and I spend a lot of that time either listening to Norwegian radio or talking to my cats, and there is just not a lot of there there. Anyway I put it all on Twitter. Twitter, I am good at.
But! I digress. Book. Fairly imminent (oh, I feel like I have used that phrasing before…). So I am here to drop off the important things, like…
You can pre-order Absolutely, Almost, Perfect! HERE from Interlude Press, or HERE from Amazon, or I think you can add it to your Smashwords library HERE. You can get it on Nook HERE if that is your jam. It will also be available from the lovely Koch sisters at The Ripped Bodice in LA, I believe (they carry my other two books along with a nice selection of other Interlude Press books and SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DELIGHTFUL INDIE BOOKSTORE THAT CARRIES INDIE LGBTQ+ ROMANCE AND HAS A CUTE CORGI PUPPY, if it is your local, and if it is, I envy you, hmph). I will update my sidebar one day, or go all out and create a BUY MY BOOKS HERE page. Someday after I wash my endless supply of yoga pants, brush my hair, properly cook a meal, and get rid of the shameful evidence of my La Croix problem.
There is also a Rafflecopter! Enter to win a digital copy of Absolutely, Almost, Perfect or maybe an Interlude Press gift certificate, if you are very lucky! And soon I will have a Goodreads giveaway to pop up here, perhaps!
I have to go. Much to do. Here, have a cat:
Oh, don’t look at me like that. I don’t lint-roll my pajamas even when I do have it together.